sitcorn:

doctors HATE her! local farmer puts one of her apples at the hospital entrance every day. the doctors can’t enter. the city is without medical care. patients are dying

posted 17 hours ago with 30,831 notes

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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posted 17 hours ago with 433,246 notes

faerieglade:

"if u keep saying ur cute people are gonna think ur just begging for attention!!!" hell yeah i want all the attention in the world. everyone pay attention to me im wonderful, im great and im beautiful

posted 17 hours ago with 14,070 notes

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

posted 17 hours ago with 215,948 notes

sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

posted 17 hours ago with 28,755 notes

bookgeekconfessions:

booksandhotchocolate:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO!

posted 1 day ago with 40,093 notes

chelseawelseyknight:

latteinparis:

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

Well shit man

Oh my god

posted 1 day ago with 959,686 notes

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

posted 1 day ago with 387,339 notes

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

posted 1 day ago with 209,084 notes